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11/12/05
I would like to thank Neale for holding the fort, but we all know he is not as down with the beautiful people as I am! Here is what we divas have been bitching about this week over our chardonnay at China White. The state of Britney and Kevin’s holy union: That’s right folks, everyone’s favourite council estate romance may have reached the end! Apparently Kevin is not exactly favourite to win father of the year and Britney’s Mom has stepped in for nanny duties. Poor Britney, I guess none of us saw this coming……..ahem. Brad wanting to adopt Angie’s children: And he has also taken to proposing to her daily. Yawn. I’m sick of these two now. Matt Damon knocking up his girlfriend and having to marry her: He actually seems like a very nice guy (I would!). I hope him and Luciana are very happy. All together in Team America style: MAAAAAATTTT DAAAAAMON! Jennifer Aniston getting irate in topless photo shock: Something about her not wanting the press to publish topless sunbathing pictures. Schmeh. Look love it’s the price you have to pay for avoiding strap marks!!! Nicole Richie doing a Paris: And calling off her engagement to some random nobody at the last minute. Now I don’t hate Nicole half as much as Paris ‘everybody loves my shining personality’ Hilton, but would anyone care to enlighten me as to why she is famous?!! Robbie Williams (not) being gay: And he’ll sue anyone who claims he is!! Oh and I think Jude and Sienna are definitely OFF. This week anyway. |
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