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15/04/06
Song 4, Lyric 4 - Weather with you. by Ju But that isn’t Genesis….I mean, the Book of Phil Collins, quite over with. The humans Chelsea and Cheryl created started reproducing. Many years later, a son was born, and his name was Carter. (Carter…Dr. Carter in ER….Played by Noah Wyle….stay with me on this…) One day, Geldoff decided that he’d had enough of these mutant human creations and vowed that he must rid the world of them, leaving only the purest human family to carry on the gene pool. Carter’s family were chosen as they were, by some fluke, perfect humans. Geldoff told Carter that, in order to get shut of the rest of the humans, he would send a great rain…of fire! This fire would burn for 14 days and 14 nights. “So how are we going to survive this fire? By building a big wooden ark?” Carter asked Geldoff sarcastically. “No, don’t be silly. You’re going to live under the sea.” Geldoff replied. He assured Carter that he had created a special cave system for just him and his family. After all, he was Geldoff, he could do whatever the hell he liked. But there was one condition for this. Carter must collect 2 of every single animal and bird on the Earth (1 male, 1 female), so that they too could survive. So Carter duly did. Roaming the world for each creature and bringing 2 of each back to the caves. He collected 3 lions though, as they’re a bit kinky. After this was done, and the whole family was safe in the caves under the sea, Geldoff made good on his promise and sent down a rain of fire. And it did indeed last 14 days and 14 nights. Although, somehow, only 13 mornings. Deep in the caves, Carter had no sense of time, and so sent out a male white dolphin to check if the fire had stopped. He came back decidedly charred, collapsed and died. “You are pregnant aren’t you?” Carter asked the female white dolphin. And so a few days later he sent out the pregnant female. Luckily she came back alright and Carter led his family and the animals out of the cave and into new Earth. It was a lot like the old one, just a bit hotter. |