Even though many people don’t care enough about films to sit through many an awards show, we all like to get a sneaky peak at Heat the day after. Why you ask? Well purely to see who was dressed to kill and who was dressed…..like road kill!
So for the Globes and the Oscars I shall be doing a fashion critique. Let’s bring on who dazzled, who doesn’t own a mirror and who exposed their Golden Globes…..
The ‘Oh My God you wore THAT’ award:
Oh Pamela when will you realise that you are the only woman allowed to gratuously flaunt her breasts? Make the most of it!
The ‘That really isn’t your colour’ award:
As a fellow redhead I can’t be too harsh, as it is difficult working out what clashes and what doesn’t. Cynthia – this really clashes.
The ‘I know you’re pregnant but it’s not an excuse’ award:
Gwyneth really should have taken advice from Rachel Weisz, who looked stunning:
The ‘That really is your colour’ award:
I hate Kate in Lost, but I have to admit that is one pretty dress.
The ‘Only they could wear that colour’ award:
I think her darker colouring sets the colour off well, if I was to wear this I would just look like a big lettuce had swallowed me whole!
The ‘I hate her but she looked damn good’ award:
The ‘I can defy gravity’ award:
It takes a bold woman to wear her cleavage as an accessory; it takes an even bolder one to wear this shade of red. Go Scarlett!
The ‘Not so gravity defying’ award:
The ‘I love you, but sort yourself out’ award:
I am starting to believe Johnny doesn’t own a mirror (see last years Oscars for details), either that or Vanessa purposely makes him look stupid so they don’t notice how skinny and ugly she is!!! Another reason why Johnny needs me in his life!
The ‘He’s old enough to be my father but I still would’ award:
George knows how to wear a tux!!
The ‘Would look good in a burlap sack’ award:
The ‘Most annoyingly cheesy couple’ award:
The ‘Coolest couple on the carpet’ award:
Complete with shades and everything.