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24/06/06
This should've stayed in the basement

Sandi Thom - I Wish I Was A Prawn Cracker

by Neale



Right, where do I start… Well, why the hell does she wish she was a prawn cracker? That’s just madness, I mean…

No Neale – ‘punk rocker’

What?

It’s ‘punk rocker’ not ‘prawn cracker’.

Are you sure? It really does sound like prawn cracker…

I’m certain.

But punk rockers don’t have flowers in their hair.

Neither do prawn crackers.

Shut up.

But you do have a point – hippies have flowers in their hair, not punk rockers. She’s singing about wanting to be a hippy.

Then why on earth does she say punk rocker?

Because it fits better?

That’s no excuse, the song doesn’t have any instrumental to it anyway. It sounds like she’s just forgotten about that part and then realised on the chorus.

Plus it’s a blatant rip-off of ‘Oh Lord, won’t you buy me, a Mercedes Benz’.

She is pretty hot though.

True. Very true.

1/5



Starting next week - 'DeNeo: Re-Rubbed'. The best tracks from my back-catalogue cleaned up, and the worst ones turned into a brand new track. It's mostly likely going to be one a week.

(And I promise it will start next week)

But back to the 'classics'. This week, something of a cult hit on the interweb a few years back.

DeNeo – Justin Rocks Britney & Eminem

Justin Timberlake – Rock Your Body (Instrumental)
vs
Britney Spears – Boys (Acapella)
vs
Eminem – Business (Acapella)



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