07/03/06
 There is something about dressing up in stupid clothes for a night out that I love; it’s just a great way to say ‘I don’t care what others think’. So on Friday night when the Union was throwing a pirate themed party I was excited. Anyone who knows me will know how much I love dressing as a swashbuckler! So out came my sword, stripy top, bandana and eye patch and I was suitably attired for some pirate fun. Now the night, for various reasons, was not the greatest time I have ever had in my life (in fact I think it killed any spirit I may still have left – rendering me officially dead inside). So imagine my utter dismay when some knob jockey pulled my bandana and eye patch off my head!!! Now this was no normal bandana – it was in fact a red silk scarf I borrowed off my Mum (thank God she doesn’t know how to work the internet to read this!), and I suspect it was quite expensive. So if that vile, thieving, cockfaced, dirty lowlife is reading this……. GIVE IT BACK YOU BASTARD!!!! |