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06/05/06
by Ju And throughout this journey, Geldoff decided that it was now time to end the whole “I made the world” chapter and get onto the important stuff – making people obey him. So he did it in his best form possible. In a list of do’s and don’ts, to which if you break, he shall be very, very, very annoyed with you. The 11 Commands 1. You should stare directly into the sun and wave at me twice a day. 2. You should not make snowmen of other people except me. Because I rule! 3. You should bow down to Ju and Neale as they are your guides throughout this religion. 4. You should not watch Big Brother. It’s pants. 5. You should give me money. I need it to buy the Family Guy box set. 6. You should not smoke smoky sticks, because I say so. 7. You should not drink and be merry. If you are, that means you haven’t donated enough money to me. 8. You should stop whenever you see a shiny object and be amazed with the shininess. 9. You should tell random people everyday “Dejuo totally changed my life. I am not brainwashed”. 10. You should play video games for at least an hour a day, I personally suggest Pac Man for the child within you. 11. You should not eat veg, it gives you brain power and you shalt not…I mean should not have common sense! |