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20/05/06
Song 5, Lyric 5 - Sac-a-r-fiiiiice. by Ju Due to the boredom the narrator has suffered from the next few chapters, she’s skipped a couple of pages. (Ju apologises for any inconvenience this may cause.) Many years after Carter had saved the world, two guys named Lincon and Isack were arguing about who loved Geldoff more. Which mainly consisted of “I do.” “No I do.” “No you do.” “Ahhh!” In the end everyone got very confused, including the narrator, so she took action and said she loved Geldoff the best so ner. Geldoff was listening to this and decided he should attempt to teach them all a valuable lesson. So he took Lincon away and told him the truth: “Isack loves me more.” Well, he actually said “Isack love me more because I think you have a silly hat”. But that’s for the unedited version of DeJuo (available at book stores nationwide). Anyway back to the story. Lincon then asked Geldoff if he could change anything to make him be the best one of the two (pfft typical men). This caused Geldoff to have an ‘evil smirk’, which led him to set Lincon a ‘test’. (Which to Geldoff means a laugh.) If Lincon passed the ‘test’, Geldoff would know how devoted he was. Meaning this chapter could finally finish… So Geldoff shouted: “Allow Isack to live with me and I shall know you are the better of the two. And get some magazines as well. I’m out up here.” Lincon agreed and was most overjoyed that his lazy son was actually moving out of the house for once, as he had tried all sorts of things to get him shifted. So off he went to pack up Isack’s stuff. Lincon was in a hurry to get rid, so he decided he’d pack all of one hat, one jumper and a few magazines as part of the request. Lincon then told Isack he would be leaving the house to live with Geldoff in his luxury pad. But Isack liked his room too much and refused to go. So Lincon gave him money for his new games console and he quickly picked up his bag. They travelled long and wide over the bridge and round the corner to where Geldoff was hanging about. When there, Geldoff told Lincon that he didn’t want Isack in the first place, but it was nice to know he could have him there. Lincon became very upset that he couldn’t get rid of him, and had no choice but to go back home with Isack and abandon the plans he had to turn his son’s room into a gym… |