06/05/06
"Lindsay Lohan turns orange"
by Neale
Setanta reach for the Sky:
Sky won't be the only place to watch the Premiership from next year.
See the TV page for more details.
Under the sea:
David Blaine attempts to live underwater for a week. And his skin starts peeling off.
What an idiot.
Pot. Kettle. Black.:
Alison Goldfrapp (she from the band Goldfrapp don't ya know) has called Coldplay's Chris Martin "insane".
Heh.
"Lindsay Lohan turns orange":
I don't care what it's about, but that's the best headline I've seen for a while.
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